My book is out

I’m happy to announce that last week, my book about geeky romance on a university campus was released by Ylva Publishing in e-book format. (The paperback edition will be available in another two weeks.) It’s been doing quite well, sitting at #5 in its various Amazon categories when I looked this morning. Not that I’m looking twice a day or anything.

Mac vs PC cover

Mac vs. PC is a novella, about 110 pages long, and great for a beach read or a lazy afternoon. It’s a sweet and humorous story at heart, but since I can never write anything without taking the opportunity to peer into the human psyche, it’s also a look at how easily we let our prejudices trip us up.

You can get the Kindle version on Amazon, or find the epub, pdf and mobi versions at Smashwords. (Please note that the Amazon link is to the US store, but it’s available on all Amazon platforms worldwide.) Personally I think it’s a steal for less than $5, but that might be my own prejudice at work.

Here’s the blurb:

As a computer technician at the university, Anna Petrowski knows she has one thing in common with doctors and lawyers, and it’s not the salary. It’s that everyone thinks her advice comes free, even on weekends. That’s why she keeps a strict observance of her Saturday routine: a scone, a caramel mocha, and nobody bothering her. So when she meets a new campus hire at the Bean Grinder who needs computer help yet doesn’t ask for it, she’s intrigued enough to offer. It’s the beginning of a beautiful friendship and possibly something more.

But Elizabeth Markel is a little higher up the university food chain than she’s let on, and the truth brings out buried prejudices that Anna didn’t know she had.

People and computers have one thing in common: they’re both capable of self-sabotage. The difference is that computers are easier to fix.

Readers who already enjoyed this story in its original form on my website will be happy to know that in the rewrite, I added two chapters and about 4,000 words, along with a lot of editing tweaks. It is a much better story now—and I can say that officially, because my editor, publisher and wife all agree. My wife’s opinion is of course the most important; after all, I originally wrote this story as a birthday gift for her.

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This could change the world

Why have I never heard of this product before? We could sure use a bottle in our household. Yesterday someone in this family — and I am not naming names but it was neither me nor my wife — exited the bathroom and left such a stink behind that I actually went in to check the cat’s litter box. (Finding it clean and unused was worse than finding what I expected, because ew!)

Anyway, I am giving this my Best Commercial of the Year award. Simply fabulous.

(Hat tip to Alma.)

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Wallpaper Thursday

Storvatnet ice

Storvatnet Lake, Lofoten Islands, Norway.

Photographer Stian Klo took some chances getting this photograph:

I was desperately searching a good sunrise spot this particular morning. Normally Storvatnet Lake is completely covered in snow, so you can only imagine my surprise when I saw these crazy ice formations almost being shot out of the frozen lake. I put my crampons on and took a big risk walking out. I could hear the ice cracking underneath my feet, and when you’re all alone in a fjord/canyon like this – the cracks are echoed and sound really frightening. Was it worth it? I sure think so!

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Link dump (with pretty pictures)

It’s time to clear out a few saved links, which I haven’t found time to build entire blog posts around. So for your reading and viewing pleasure:

Take an aerial tour of the world on this page featuring 46 aerial photographs of famous (and not so famous) places. Happily, the photos are scrollable, so you won’t spend an hour clicking the “Next” button. I enjoyed all of them, but the one of New York City’s Central Park really knocked me out, because until now I never understood just how vast it was. Holy moly.

Central Park

The BBC featured “a 13-year-old eagle huntress in Mongolia,” a short article with gorgeous photography focusing on a young girl doing what Mongolian girls do not do.

Most children, Asher Svidensky says, are a little intimidated by golden eagles. Kazakh boys in western Mongolia start learning how to use the huge birds to hunt for foxes and hares at the age of 13, when the eagles sit heavily on their undeveloped arms. Svidensky, a photographer and travel writer, shot five boys learning the skill – and he also photographed Ashol-Pan.

“To see her with the eagle was amazing,” he recalls. “She was a lot more comfortable with it, a lot more powerful with it and a lot more at ease with it.”

Golden eagle huntress

Guess what happens when high-resolution, high-definition satellite imagery teams up with OpenStreetMap data? An observational capability so high as to be in the realms of science fiction. Wired has an article on Skybox Imaging, the company which “just started offering customers 90-second video of any point on Earth from its SkySat-1 satellite.” When the video is imposed over mapping data, the combination makes mapping geeks, general nerds, and NSA employees drool. Check out the demo video of Beijing Airport, in which we can watch individual airplanes move down the runway, and individual cars move down the highway. From space.

And finally, a little Portuguese wow power: The waves at Nazaré, a tiny town that is becoming a surfing mecca for the clinically insane, i.e. elite surfers who think it’s fun to chase 30-meter (100-foot) waves.

Nazaré is where Garrett McNamara set a world record for the largest wave ever surfed when he caught a 23.7-meter (78-foot) wave in November 2011. It’s also where he broke his own record with a 30-meter ride in January 2013. The great part of this story is that until 2010, nobody outside Portugal had ever heard of Nazaré. The town hall invited McNamara for a visit, because they thought they had some pretty awesome waves and wanted an expert evaluation of whether they were good enough to hold an event. McNamara was so knocked out by not just the size of these waves, but also their regularity and consistency, that he made Nazaré his home port and calls its waves “the Holy Grail.” Two world records later, this little Portuguese village is famous among surfers.

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Mason bee first aid

It’s April, and the air is warm, and that means…mason bee season!

A female red mason bee (Osmia rufa) carrying a mud ball.

I wrote about my mason bee colony last March, when the boys were popping out. We’re well past that time of year now, and it’s the ladies’ time. They’ve done their mating dance and are now focusing on setting up the next generation. Since I have more bees this year than last year, this means a constant stream of female bees in and out of the nesting holes, which just happen to be the pre-drilled shelving holes in our wooden storage unit.

I normally sit next to the unit and use the first shelf as a handy spot for my drink while I work on my laptop. At any given moment there is likely to be a bee zipping past my face, but since mason bees are both gentle and very preoccupied (must pack that nesting hole!), their close flybys are cute rather than worrying.

Yesterday, though, I worried. Because mason bees are also a little klutzy, and they tend to bonk into things and fall. And what they bonked into yesterday was my iced tea. I heard the first bonk, because hitting a glass sounds different than hitting wood, and looked over to see a bee struggling in the cold tea. I fished her out with a finger and put her on the warm bricks of the veranda, but she was no longer moving. I wondered if the tannic acid of the tea could have killed her that quickly — she wasn’t in the drink for more than ten seconds.

Fortunately I had a bit of paper towel nearby, so I gently laid a corner of it on her abdomen. It instantly wicked a surprising amount of water off the little bee, and she weakly tipped over a bit and moved a leg. I shifted to a dry spot on the paper towel and wicked off more water, this time from her whole body. When I pulled the towel away, she buzzed her wings, releasing a fine spray of droplets that scattered on the brick around her. At that point she was on the road to recovery, grooming her antennae and legs, and buzzing her wings a few more times until she’d gotten sufficiently warmed up again. Then, zip! Off she went.

Not ten minutes later I found another bee in my drink. This one was motionless, so I’m not sure how long she’d been in there. I fished her out and applied paper towel/warm brick first aid. The first two passes with the paper towel produced no movement, and I thought she really was dead, but after the third one, she began to move. Within five minutes she was in the air again.

Guess I can’t use the shelf for my drinks anymore; at least, not until the mason bees have completed their task. In the meantime, I’ll just enjoy their company. They really are the sweetest bees, and they’re doing a great job of pollinating all of my veranda flowers.

(Photo from Nature Conservation Imaging, by Jeremy Early.)

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Hollywood’s conventional “wisdom” proven wrong by actual data

Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight news site launch has had a bit of a rough start, but an article published on 1 April showed the team doing what it does best: applying statistical analysis to the real world and coming up with facts rather than opinions.

The opinion in Hollywood that films with female leads or multiple prominent female characters don’t make money is entrenched and accepted as fact, repeated ad nauseam to anyone who asks. Women will go to a guy film, but guys won’t go to a women’s film. Women can’t carry an action movie. US and international audiences prefer male leads. Et cetera. And any film that breaks this expectation (Alien, anyone? Or Aliens? Silence of the Lambs? Gravity, Hunger Games, Frozen?) is quickly dismissed as an exception to the rule, an anomaly that owes its existence to some special factor such as above-average direction, a fantastic script, fortuitous market timing, etc. Conversely, when a female-led movie bombs, it’s never because the script stank or the direction was crap. It can only be because a woman headed the film and audiences don’t want that.

Turns out that when one actually crunches the data, Hollywood’s “wisdom” is a steaming pile of horse manure. FiveThirtyEight “analyzed 1,615 films released from 1990 to 2013 to examine the relationship between the prominence of women in a film and that film’s budget and gross profits.” The analytical basis was the Bechdel test, a tongue-in-cheek criticism of Hollywood by cartoonist Alison Bechdel. To pass the test, a movie must 1) have at least two women in it, who 2) talk to each other, about 3) something besides a man.

It’s a very low bar. Yet Hollywood trips and falls over it more than 50% of the time.

One thing that FiveThirtyEight’s analysis discovered is that Hollywood throws the biggest budgets at films in which none of the female characters ever speak to each other — about men or anything else.

Hickey bechdel 2

Seeing that, it’s not a surprise that films which actually do pass the Bechdel test have the lowest budgets of all. And since budget affects the caliber of writers, directors, and stars which can be hired, as well as all marketing efforts, it’s easy to see a self-fulfilling prophecy here.

And yet somehow, despite the severe handicap of being starved of cash, films with a strong female presence make money. In fact, in the US they make considerably more money than films that fail the test.

Hickey bechdel 3

So much for Hollywood “wisdom.”

In light of this analysis, it’s particularly timely and satisfying that Frozen — a film with not one but two female leads — passed $1 billion in worldwide ticket sales back in the beginning of March. One month later, Frozen has become the most profitable animated film in history, passing up Toy Story and showing no signs of slowing down.

It must be because of the script. Or maybe the songs. Or, wait, it’s the snowman; everyone loves the snowman.

Okay, sarcasm aside, let’s celebrate the success of Frozen with this wonderful video just released by Disney. “Let it Go,” the bring-down-the-house power ballad that anchors the movie, won the Oscar for Best Original Song and is mostly known for Idina Menzel’s glorious vocals. But who sang the song for the non-English versions of the film?

A whole bunch of talented women, that’s who. Here’s the view from “behind the mic,” in 25 different languages.

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Wallpaper Monday

Snowdonia

Snowdonia National Park, North Wales, United Kingdom.

There is something about rounded, weathered mountains that gets me in a whole different way than the sharp-edged ridges that spike through so much of the American West. I love them both, but in different ways. Tall, sharp mountains bask in youth and power and massive, intimidating size. But these mountains speak of age, wisdom, and experience with powerful erosion forces that we puny, short-lived humans can barely comprehend.

The water running through the bottom of the frame is, of course, the most powerful thing in the image. The mountains only look like they’re in charge.

(Click the image to massify.)

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The Internet justifies its existence

This. This is why the Internet exists, to encapsulate everything that makes a geek go “squee!” in a single photo, and then disseminate it across the globe. Because what is more perfect than Gandalf emailing on his MacBook Pro during a break from saving Middle Earth?

Gandalf

And of course Gandalf uses a Mac. He is on the side of Light, after all.

In the real world, Sir Ian McKellan was taking a break during the filming of The Hobbit. Naturally, the memes and jokes are already flying, most centered around “Tech Support Gandalf.” Here’s a collection of the best ones so far.

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Do it for Denmark

One of my favorite things about Europe is the decidedly non-puritanical view of sex and reproduction. In the US, sex sells everything, yet at the same time you’re not supposed to talk about it. (Unless you’re singing in leering terms, using crude street slang, in which case you can make tons of money talking about it.)

In Europe, sex also sells a lot, but it’s not a topic to be avoided in normal conversation. In fact, it’s a topic of great concern to many European nations with falling birthrates and rising retirement rates. We need to keep pumping babies into the system (if you’ll excuse the imagery) in order to support the social net. An organized society, it turns out, is the ultimate Ponzi scheme.

Denmark is one of those nations currently worried about its birthrate. And so Spies Travel has come up with a way to help: a contest. Best of all, anyone can give it a go, though not everyone may have a need for the prize.

My favorite part is, of course, the Eiffel Tower graphic overlay. So perfect.

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Wallpaper Monday

Vancouver

I know it hasn’t been too long since we were last in Canada, but Vancouver has always held a special place in my heart (and Victoria, a ferry ride away, even more so). This is a different sort of view, taken from Lonsdale Quay in North Vancouver. That steely blue-gray sky, full of impending rain, and the matching color of the water are familiar to any resident of the Pacific Northwest.

It’s raining here, too, and we need it. This has been a dry winter, punctuated by all-too-brief spats of rain. The reservoirs are nicely full, but the soil isn’t as consistently wet as it should be, so the wildflower show hasn’t been at its best. But the orchids are in bloom, inviting rambles up into the hills to admire them. They love skies like this one. We haven’t much more time to enjoy them before the relentless blue skies of summer start.

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