My wife and I stumbled across this statue in Campo Grande, which is a long, skinny (mostly one block wide) park in central Lisbon, running along the front of the Universidade de Lisboa. It’s an oasis of grass and trees in the middle of a lot of traffic noise, and makes for a nice walk down to the Campo Grande train station.
Yes, it’s a duck. Or it might be a man with a duck head, because he definitely has human arms and legs, and is wearing shoes, a coat, and a hat. And yes, he is holding a pair of giant breasts with very erect nipples. Viewed from behind, it becomes obvious that the breasts are not part of the duck; he’s just hanging on to them. Maybe he’s guarding them? At any rate, it’s quite an eye-opener, and made me laugh. I’m not sure if it was the artist’s intent, but I will now forever associate Campo Grande with a giant pair of breasts being cradled by a duck-man.