For some inexplicable reason, I apparently did not post this when it came across my desk, a lapse which needs immediate correction.
Recently NASA declassified the entire transcript from the Apollo 10 mission — all 504 pages of it — and on page 414 there’s a rather earthy exchange (ha, see what I just did?) between the Commander, the Command Module Pilot, and the Lunar Module Pilot.
Going where no one has gone before. The puns just write themselves, don’t they?