Well, it’s 23:30 Greenwich Mean Time on December 21, and the world hasn’t ended yet. Guess that means I have to pay those bills after all.
I did try to find someone who believed in this tripe, so I could talk them into signing over all of their assets to me. Alas, none of my friends or family are that gullible. Perhaps I need new friends.
Then again, that sort of friend wouldn’t find this comic amusing, and what fun would that be?