A new canada-cy

In the “so insane you couldn’t make this shit up” reality show that is the Republican primaries, this week alone has seen Perry abandon ship (shortly after saying he was a fighter who would never give up because America needed him), Santorum retroactively win the Iowa caucuses (and complain about not getting a concession speech from Romney), Romney declare that “maybe” he’d release his tax returns in April (wink wink nod nod), and Gingrich launch a full-court attack on a debate moderator for daring to bring up his second ex-wife’s recent interview, in which she noted that when Gingrich asked her for an “open marriage,” he’d already been screwing around with his soon-to-be third wife for quite some time.

Fortunately, there is an alternative to the remaining field of Republican candidates: Canada.


About Fletcher DeLancey

Socialist heathen and Mac-using author of the Chronicles of Alsea, who enjoys pondering science, politics, well-honed satire (though sarcastic humor can work, too) and all things geeky.
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One Response to A new canada-cy

  1. Power Wench says:

    At last! A candidate I can truly support! Where do I sign up?

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