Snails are slow at EVERYTHING

Do you know what else snails are slow at? Sex. There’s a pair on my veranda, tucked beneath the sheltering foliage of a Felicia, and they’ve been copulating all day. I mean that literally — all day, and into the night as well. It’s now full dark, and they’re still in the same position.

I wonder if snails invented tantric sex?


About Fletcher DeLancey

Socialist heathen and Mac-using author of the Chronicles of Alsea, who enjoys pondering science, politics, well-honed satire (though sarcastic humor can work, too) and all things geeky.
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2 Responses to Snails are slow at EVERYTHING

  1. Ana_ñ says:

    Local News
    Tantric observer gone catatonic due to copulating snails

  2. Darleen Cabeza de Vaca says:

    I attended UC Santa Cruz whose school mascot is the banana slug. Aside from the fact that they can be found all over the campus, they were also chosen for their “staying” ability when it came to procreation. Go slugs!!

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