AshPooPie

A hand-held dog poop incinerator? Yes, please!

The moment this product is available, the government of Portugal must order at least 500,000 of them and make them available to city dog owners at a subsidized cost. Economic crisis be damned, this is more important.

Alas, the miracle is still under development, with a predicted market entry of early 2012. Let us hope they are on schedule.

Note: at the bottom of the company’s web page is an image of a kitten saying, “Coming soon, more poo solutions for us.” I can hardly wait to see what they’re going to do for litter boxes. Hopefully it will involve explosions.

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About Fletcher DeLancey

Socialist heathen and Mac-using author of the Chronicles of Alsea, who enjoys pondering science, politics, well-honed satire (though sarcastic humor can work, too) and all things geeky.
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6 Responses to AshPooPie

  1. Inge says:

    I don’t buy it.. two cartridges and some speed and something organic turns into ash? No fire, no acids?? nope. Don’t believe it.

    • oregon expat says:

      The real question is, what’s in those two cartridges? A chemical reaction can get plenty toasty, depending on the chemicals.

      • Inge says:

        It doesn’t get higher then 95° according to the vid. True about the chemicals but it’s at low temperatures so maybe acids.. and acid-stuff can not be disposed off in nature.. well it can but i would have a big problem with it if you did.
        I just can’t see it work.

  2. Alma says:

    “I can hardly wait to see what they’re going to do for litter boxes. Hopefully it will involve explosions.”
    I wonder if Graymalkin wouldn’t have a little something to say about that…?

  3. Jbrandao says:

    I’ll believe it when I see an actual working model function, and when they tell the price for the machinde and cartridges.

  4. Ana_ñ says:

    With this one, you have excelled yourself in your anti-poop investigations. Bravo!

    I don’t know if it is appropriate to say this publicly, but did you know that the second member of this AshPooPie company has been working in a hospital for the mentally ill? That is what they say in Our Team page… Hmm

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