Heaven and Hell

Received this joke in the mail yesterday. It could only have been written by a European…

Heaven is where:

The police are British,

The chefs are Italian,

The mechanics are German,

The lovers are French

and it’s all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:

The police are German,

The chefs are British,

The mechanics are French,

The lovers are Swiss

and it’s all organized by the Italians.

You could substitute “Portuguese” for “Italians” and it would still work perfectly. I’d walk ten kilometers for a good Portuguese meal, but…

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About Fletcher DeLancey

Socialist heathen and Mac-using author of the Chronicles of Alsea, who enjoys pondering science, politics, well-honed satire (though sarcastic humor can work, too) and all things geeky.
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3 Responses to Heaven and Hell

  1. Ana_ñ says:

    You could substitute “Spaniards” for “French” and it would still work perfectly. I’d walk ten kilometers for a good Spaniard… 😉

  2. M. says:

    LOL. This is sooo fitting.

  3. Kugai says:

    LOL

    Haven’t seen that joke in a while, but I still love it.

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