This is a religious icon. I kid you not.
It’s produced by Atlantis, a Portuguese factory that makes crystal figurines. This one, which is 24 centimeters high (9.5 inches), is called “Nossa Senhora,” or Our Lady.
Clearly, not a single person working in this factory has a sufficiently dirty mind to make the obvious mental leap. There is such a thing as too much purity.
Not being burdened with this particular limitation, my first thought is that the factory could have an international bestseller on its hands with a little creative marketing. A toy that not only does not need to be hidden, but can be actively displayed? Ingenious.